Having 4 small children I rarely get a good nights sleep...I don't think I have slept through the night since the babies have been born, they have been pretty good sleepers, but just having 4 kids atleast one kid wakes up crying because his/her blanket fell off, or they fell out of the bed, a bad dream or they just woke up. When they don't wake up I wake up multiple times to check on them because they aren't waking up :) But the last couple weeks the babies have not been sleeping well (because of teething, colds, asthma, etc.). Because I sleep lightly I hear and see stuff outside and sometimes i get a little scared but then remember it's probably nothing and am able to go back to sleep... Now on to our terrifying night....
Tuesday night I went to bed around 11, Rob was working on a website and came to bed around 1:30, I remember him coming to bed and I think I told him (i may have just thought it) "you aren't going to be able to sleep now because you stayed up late" (which has been a problem he has if he is working on something his mind doesn't stop when he goes to bed and he gets insomnia). Around 2:30 I woke up and realized the babies hadn't woken up so I told Rob "the babies havent woken up yet I am going to go check on them" and i walk to the hallway and think i see a flashlight...i whisper "Rob, I just saw a light" then i think "oh no it was my imagination or the router flashing or something like that" then a man with a flashlight walks out of my livingroom with a light, I yell "ROB SOMEONES IN OUR HOUSE" making huge movements (hoping the robber gets startled and runs away) I was thinking "do i go to the babies room and find something to beat him with, does he have a gun, what if the kids walk out, why isn't rob running out here, oh theres hairspray right here wheres the lighter I could burn his face pretty bad" (I was pretty proud of how much I could think, i was definitely in defense mode and he was Not getting to my kids!) I almost just ran towards him screaming hoping he would run off hahaha....then i notice the man is crouched down some and i hear "ITS MEEEEE ITS MEEEE LAURIE!!!!!!!ITS MEEEEE!!!!!" in a somewhat familiar voice, but it sounded more high pitched and so funny.... hahahah (I am cracking up right now picturing it- writing it definitely doesn't do it justice) It was Rob, he went out to look at twitter or facebook to hopefully fall asleep...he couldn't talk at first because he was so scared by me....I was laughing soooo hard, (none of the kids woke up thankfully) We were both sooo scared and I thought it was so funny....but it made rob cry....hahah. as i was laughing he said "I'm crying, i can't stop im so scared for you" hahahahah. my sweet husband...who was a little out of it i think because of the time of night :) haha. It was a terrifying night....and a hilarious one...:)
Oh, this is great! I laughed so hard I cried!
ReplyDelete